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Christmas: A True Story
By special request: I Believe In Santa
Ashamed of Christ?
Christmas vs. Winter Holiday
SURPRISE, SURPRISE...BUT YOU REALLY WERE WARNED!
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It Takes All Kinds
Read...Read...Read!
God Does Watch Over You
Speed Of Light
If You're An Atheist, Better Enjoy It Now
Prayer For One Who Has Lost A Pet
What Price Freedom
Lollapalooza
Blind, Deaf, and Speechless
The Concordance
Necessity Brings Change
One Step From The Ultimate
Yes, God loves you, but what then...
Marriage by Priests
Women Keep Silent?
Dad Gets An "A"
THE END...?
To Live Again
If Christ Had Not Been Born
Degrees of Hell
One God; Three Persons
Mother Love
THREE DAY PARTY
The Gift of Healing
Boredom in Heaven?
"Virgin" or "Young Woman"
The United States of America
A Bowl Of Stew
Never Too Young
Joy In The Morning
Full House
If A Tree Could Think
Wisdom and Common Sense
No Secrets Stay Hidden
Sportsmanship
Favorite Toys
God Knows Everyone's Language
Why Christmas, Anyway...
Just A Housewife
Bible All Greek To You?
Worth Repeating...Thanksgiving With The Patriots
Color Blind
The Lottery Curse
Once Upon A Bedtime
Tears In Heaven?
God Works In Wondrous Ways
God is Explicit, But Fair
Displeasing, But Not Sinful
Smile! You're on Life's Camera!
Jesus, the Teen-ager
Is it OK to Lie...sometimes?
Miracle on Your Street
What Will Heaven Be Like
Elvis: The Gospel Side
The Real Man
Vegetarians; Have Ye Any Meat?
You Are Not Alone
Freedom: Is There a Limit?
A Taste Of Heaven
God's Chosen People
Lest We Forget
The Date When Jesus Will Come
Computer Possibilities
Where Hell Bubbles Up
Love Supercedes Everything
What is This World Coming To
God Feeds the Sparrows, but....
Outside-Inside
Nature's Praise
Abou Ben Adhem
How to Suffer Forever
Ready When You Are, C.B.!
Wanted: A Few Good Men
Prejudice Can Lose Wars
Miracle Phone Calls
Pets in Heaven?
Untimely Deaths
Kennedy Inauguration-I Was There
God Is In Charge
You're Rich!
Happy New Resolve
When Is Christmas?
Bail Out The Boat
Revenge? Not Anymore
Re-discovering Family
No Favorites
Boston; The Perfect Season
No Lost Cause; The Battle of Midway
Judge, Or Not
Endangered Species
College?
Interruptions
Your Only Peace; Your Only Safety
Fate...Does It Happen?
God Talks To Us?
Good Things; Bad Things
The Insult
Why Christ Came To Earth
The Bike
God: How Does He Figure In
Too "Macho" to Love Christ?
Two Dollars and Thirty-Two Cents
All Are Heroes
Funny TV
Ten Commandments and the Supreme Court
Recession Reaction
Silence Doesn't Mean Non-existence
Marriage and Heaven
"M" Is For The Many Things She Gave Me
The Kiss
Recession's Good Points
Three Day Party
The Unbroken Colt
Aimee McPherson
One Drop At A Time
Las Vegas
The Shroud of Turin
The Glue That Holds Us Together
Moses Crossed the Red Sea; So Where's The Map!
God Can't Play Favorites
Not What It Seems
Statue of Liberty
Extinction of the Polar Bears!
Fear Not
Christmas vs "Winter Holiday"
Santa Faith
Christmas Tree
Keep Your Old Jack
Forever Friends
And There Were Giants
President? It's OK
The Bible Is True
Ways To Stay Humble
Angels in St. Louis
Valleys and Mountain Tops
The Cross and the Switchblade
The GutenbergBible
Competition
Aliases
Rich Man; Poor Man
Just Plain "Bill"
The Chaplain
The Amazing Human Heart
Just One Mistake
Grace and Mercy
Mel's Poem
Your Dad
Mother Love
Death By Any Other Name
The Prophet
Sunday
The Greatest Miracle
Someone's In The Kitchen
Love, The Great Equalizer
Sincerely Wrong
Christ Still Makes The Blind To See
Jews Must Obey The Law,or Else
UFO'S?
The Good Old Days
Read and read; lead and lead
Mistaken Interpretation
Just Suppose...No Christmas
Why Christmas, Anyway
Cut Your Own Switch
See Niagara Falls
Memories
God is in Charge
Know your Bible
Father And Son
Boot Camp
They Don't Know Their Onions
Aimee McPherson
Tell The Truth If It Takes The Hide
Shedding Of Blood
Why Women Faint
Miracles Come In All Sizes
The Parable of the Computer
Remembrances
Appreciation
Noah and the Ark
Bad Things Happen To All
The God of Love Also Hates Evil
Lose Weight Through Exercise...NOT
Our Miraculous Brains
Christmas vs Winter Holiday
The Love Of A Dog
Daddy's Shoes
Abou Ben Adhem
Pogo Saw Our Future
Our Government, Under God
Shakespeare "Made Do"
Church and State
PROFESSOR.jpg
Of all education, the most important is Biblical

You know...a person can be an expert on a thing, but dumb as a post on some others. For example, some can calculate the minutes to the moon, but can't put some shelves together.

I won't get into my weak points, but I can do wonders with velcro. I traded cars and wanted my ten CD player moved to my new car, and after a while, the mechanics came in and said there was no place they could bore on the dashboard, to position the controls. I said, "use velcro," and it worked perfectly. Our new ice shaver wouldn't work until the cubes set for at least three minutes, so the slick ice that our freezer makes, could melt enough for the shaver to get hold of it, so it would shave the cubes into snow. I tried putting crushed ice in the machine, instead of dry cubes, and it worked immediately.

But don't ask me how those new cell phones work. I bought mine for emergencies only, and every time I want to make a call, it's an emergency. It's a good thing we don't have to phone, to get in touch with God.

And you know, there's more truth than fiction in that thought. I've mentioned at other times, although in a different vein, how you don't get a "busy" signal when you call on The Lord. No waiting...no long-distance charges, no pressing "one" for Gabriel, and getting put on "hold" if you want to talk to The Lord Himself.

And that's been true ever since time began. You don't have to wait until God gets through talking to some big wheel. If you haven't given your heart to Him, what I'm saying shouldn't be taken lightly...Jehovah God and His Son, Jesus Christ, and the third one in the Trinity, the Holy Spirit, all are on call 24/7, and are waiting for your call. I couldn't be more serious when I say the most important thing you'll ever do, will be to give your life to Christ, because when you choose Him, you get all three.. Anything else, and everything else is a distant second. Talk with Him. The prophecies the Apostle John tells of in the Book of Revelation may be at our doorstep. And even if it isn't, the day each of us dies, is the end of our chances for an everlasting afterlife in Heaven. You don't have to put up with a life of uncertainty---accept Jesus Christ and be sure of where you'll spend eternity.



Thorntonism:  (From the Bible) The fear (respect) of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom (Psalms 111:10)