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CLASS CLOWN
HOW TO BE SAVED
HOW GREAT THOU ART!
Educated Simpleton--The Classic Oxymoron
Revival Proposal
A "Great" Church
Christmas: A True Story
By special request: I Believe In Santa
Ashamed of Christ?
Christmas vs. Winter Holiday
SURPRISE, SURPRISE...BUT YOU REALLY WERE WARNED!
The Thornton Diet
It Takes All Kinds
Read...Read...Read!
God Does Watch Over You
Speed Of Light
If You're An Atheist, Better Enjoy It Now
Prayer For One Who Has Lost A Pet
What Price Freedom
Lollapalooza
Blind, Deaf, and Speechless
The Concordance
Necessity Brings Change
One Step From The Ultimate
Yes, God loves you, but what then...
Marriage by Priests
Women Keep Silent?
Dad Gets An "A"
THE END...?
To Live Again
If Christ Had Not Been Born
Degrees of Hell
One God; Three Persons
Mother Love
THREE DAY PARTY
The Gift of Healing
Boredom in Heaven?
"Virgin" or "Young Woman"
The United States of America
A Bowl Of Stew
Never Too Young
Joy In The Morning
Full House
If A Tree Could Think
Wisdom and Common Sense
No Secrets Stay Hidden
Sportsmanship
Favorite Toys
God Knows Everyone's Language
Why Christmas, Anyway...
Just A Housewife
Bible All Greek To You?
Worth Repeating...Thanksgiving With The Patriots
Color Blind
The Lottery Curse
Once Upon A Bedtime
Tears In Heaven?
God Works In Wondrous Ways
God is Explicit, But Fair
Displeasing, But Not Sinful
Smile! You're on Life's Camera!
Jesus, the Teen-ager
Is it OK to Lie...sometimes?
Miracle on Your Street
What Will Heaven Be Like
Elvis: The Gospel Side
The Real Man
Vegetarians; Have Ye Any Meat?
You Are Not Alone
Freedom: Is There a Limit?
A Taste Of Heaven
God's Chosen People
Lest We Forget
The Date When Jesus Will Come
Computer Possibilities
Where Hell Bubbles Up
Love Supercedes Everything
What is This World Coming To
God Feeds the Sparrows, but....
Outside-Inside
Nature's Praise
Abou Ben Adhem
How to Suffer Forever
Ready When You Are, C.B.!
Wanted: A Few Good Men
Prejudice Can Lose Wars
Miracle Phone Calls
Pets in Heaven?
Untimely Deaths
Kennedy Inauguration-I Was There
God Is In Charge
You're Rich!
Happy New Resolve
When Is Christmas?
Bail Out The Boat
Revenge? Not Anymore
Re-discovering Family
No Favorites
Boston; The Perfect Season
No Lost Cause; The Battle of Midway
Judge, Or Not
Endangered Species
College?
Interruptions
Your Only Peace; Your Only Safety
Fate...Does It Happen?
God Talks To Us?
Good Things; Bad Things
The Insult
Why Christ Came To Earth
The Bike
God: How Does He Figure In
Too "Macho" to Love Christ?
Two Dollars and Thirty-Two Cents
All Are Heroes
Funny TV
Ten Commandments and the Supreme Court
Recession Reaction
Silence Doesn't Mean Non-existence
Marriage and Heaven
"M" Is For The Many Things She Gave Me
The Kiss
Recession's Good Points
Three Day Party
The Unbroken Colt
Aimee McPherson
One Drop At A Time
Las Vegas
The Shroud of Turin
The Glue That Holds Us Together
Moses Crossed the Red Sea; So Where's The Map!
God Can't Play Favorites
Not What It Seems
Statue of Liberty
Extinction of the Polar Bears!
Fear Not
Christmas vs "Winter Holiday"
Santa Faith
Christmas Tree
Keep Your Old Jack
Forever Friends
And There Were Giants
President? It's OK
The Bible Is True
Ways To Stay Humble
Angels in St. Louis
Valleys and Mountain Tops
The Cross and the Switchblade
The GutenbergBible
Competition
Aliases
Rich Man; Poor Man
Just Plain "Bill"
The Chaplain
The Amazing Human Heart
Just One Mistake
Grace and Mercy
Mel's Poem
Your Dad
Mother Love
Death By Any Other Name
The Prophet
Sunday
The Greatest Miracle
Someone's In The Kitchen
Love, The Great Equalizer
Sincerely Wrong
Christ Still Makes The Blind To See
Jews Must Obey The Law,or Else
UFO'S?
The Good Old Days
Read and read; lead and lead
Mistaken Interpretation
Just Suppose...No Christmas
Why Christmas, Anyway
Cut Your Own Switch
See Niagara Falls
Memories
God is in Charge
Know your Bible
Father And Son
Boot Camp
They Don't Know Their Onions
Aimee McPherson
Tell The Truth If It Takes The Hide
Shedding Of Blood
Why Women Faint
Miracles Come In All Sizes
The Parable of the Computer
Remembrances
Appreciation
Noah and the Ark
Bad Things Happen To All
The God of Love Also Hates Evil
Lose Weight Through Exercise...NOT
Our Miraculous Brains
Christmas vs Winter Holiday
The Love Of A Dog
Daddy's Shoes
Abou Ben Adhem
Pogo Saw Our Future
Our Government, Under God
Shakespeare "Made Do"
Church and State

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My favorite picture of us

Nothing could be more understated than the phrase "Just a housewife." At our house, at least, and I'm sure this is true of any woman who loves her home and takes pride in it.

For example, I'm a cookie lover, and she can whip up a variety that apparently the manufacturers can't afford to make. They're too tasty. But at times when I weaken and buy at the grocery, only to find the old time sweetness isn't there, she can come up with an icing that tops them perfectly.

She can be feeling there's "nothing to fix for dinner," yet one of our daughters and her youngster can drop in, and before we know it, there's a crisp salad and a colorful meal ready.

No one can make a better pie crust than she, yet when I brag on her with others present, it embarrasses her. I suppose because I'm saying that the other ladies can't match her.

And her pig pies! Don't ask me why they're called that. All she knows is that her Mom called them by that name, and so they remain "pig pies." They were called that before the term "pig out" came along. Shaped like a fried pie, or rolled, they only contain a cocoa, sugar and cream mixture, but if you like chocolate crispness, you'll like a pig pie. I've told her I should get out of my work to let her make the living just selling pig pies, and she dismisses my brag without a thought.

I decided one evening that I'd like some cornbread muffins, and a few minutes later, she had them ready...falling loosely out of the pan with a just-enough crunchy outer shell, and perfect inside. She had done it again, yet she said, "there are recipes...anyone can do it."

Very often you see lists of the many things which wives take care of...taxi service, baby sitter, grocery shopper, teacher, administrator, counselor, sympathizer, nurse...an endless list. They're right. She's all of these, and more.

And frequently you see someone's estimate of how much the caring wife is worth per month in dollars. It's true. She's worth it, whatever the figure. The fact is, there's no way to put a value on a good wife. It would be like pricing the only diamond in the world.

Yes, she's just a housewife. And those fellows in Florida are JUST ASTRONAUTS!

 

From the Bible..."Her price is far above rubies"  Proverbs 31:10