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Christmas vs. Winter Holiday
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God Does Watch Over You
Speed Of Light
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What Price Freedom
Lollapalooza
Blind, Deaf, and Speechless
The Concordance
Necessity Brings Change
One Step From The Ultimate
Yes, God loves you, but what then...
Marriage by Priests
Women Keep Silent?
Dad Gets An "A"
THE END...?
To Live Again
If Christ Had Not Been Born
Degrees of Hell
One God; Three Persons
Mother Love
THREE DAY PARTY
The Gift of Healing
Boredom in Heaven?
"Virgin" or "Young Woman"
The United States of America
A Bowl Of Stew
Never Too Young
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If A Tree Could Think
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No Secrets Stay Hidden
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Favorite Toys
God Knows Everyone's Language
Why Christmas, Anyway...
Just A Housewife
Bible All Greek To You?
Worth Repeating...Thanksgiving With The Patriots
Color Blind
The Lottery Curse
Once Upon A Bedtime
Tears In Heaven?
God Works In Wondrous Ways
God is Explicit, But Fair
Displeasing, But Not Sinful
Smile! You're on Life's Camera!
Jesus, the Teen-ager
Is it OK to Lie...sometimes?
Miracle on Your Street
What Will Heaven Be Like
Elvis: The Gospel Side
The Real Man
Vegetarians; Have Ye Any Meat?
You Are Not Alone
Freedom: Is There a Limit?
A Taste Of Heaven
God's Chosen People
Lest We Forget
The Date When Jesus Will Come
Computer Possibilities
Where Hell Bubbles Up
Love Supercedes Everything
What is This World Coming To
God Feeds the Sparrows, but....
Outside-Inside
Nature's Praise
Abou Ben Adhem
How to Suffer Forever
Ready When You Are, C.B.!
Wanted: A Few Good Men
Prejudice Can Lose Wars
Miracle Phone Calls
Pets in Heaven?
Untimely Deaths
Kennedy Inauguration-I Was There
God Is In Charge
You're Rich!
Happy New Resolve
When Is Christmas?
Bail Out The Boat
Revenge? Not Anymore
Re-discovering Family
No Favorites
Boston; The Perfect Season
No Lost Cause; The Battle of Midway
Judge, Or Not
Endangered Species
College?
Interruptions
Your Only Peace; Your Only Safety
Fate...Does It Happen?
God Talks To Us?
Good Things; Bad Things
The Insult
Why Christ Came To Earth
The Bike
God: How Does He Figure In
Too "Macho" to Love Christ?
Two Dollars and Thirty-Two Cents
All Are Heroes
Funny TV
Ten Commandments and the Supreme Court
Recession Reaction
Silence Doesn't Mean Non-existence
Marriage and Heaven
"M" Is For The Many Things She Gave Me
The Kiss
Recession's Good Points
Three Day Party
The Unbroken Colt
Aimee McPherson
One Drop At A Time
Las Vegas
The Shroud of Turin
The Glue That Holds Us Together
Moses Crossed the Red Sea; So Where's The Map!
God Can't Play Favorites
Not What It Seems
Statue of Liberty
Extinction of the Polar Bears!
Fear Not
Christmas vs "Winter Holiday"
Santa Faith
Christmas Tree
Keep Your Old Jack
Forever Friends
And There Were Giants
President? It's OK
The Bible Is True
Ways To Stay Humble
Angels in St. Louis
Valleys and Mountain Tops
The Cross and the Switchblade
The GutenbergBible
Competition
Aliases
Rich Man; Poor Man
Just Plain "Bill"
The Chaplain
The Amazing Human Heart
Just One Mistake
Grace and Mercy
Mel's Poem
Your Dad
Mother Love
Death By Any Other Name
The Prophet
Sunday
The Greatest Miracle
Someone's In The Kitchen
Love, The Great Equalizer
Sincerely Wrong
Christ Still Makes The Blind To See
Jews Must Obey The Law,or Else
UFO'S?
The Good Old Days
Read and read; lead and lead
Mistaken Interpretation
Just Suppose...No Christmas
Why Christmas, Anyway
Cut Your Own Switch
See Niagara Falls
Memories
God is in Charge
Know your Bible
Father And Son
Boot Camp
They Don't Know Their Onions
Aimee McPherson
Tell The Truth If It Takes The Hide
Shedding Of Blood
Why Women Faint
Miracles Come In All Sizes
The Parable of the Computer
Remembrances
Appreciation
Noah and the Ark
Bad Things Happen To All
The God of Love Also Hates Evil
Lose Weight Through Exercise...NOT
Our Miraculous Brains
Christmas vs Winter Holiday
The Love Of A Dog
Daddy's Shoes
Abou Ben Adhem
Pogo Saw Our Future
Our Government, Under God
Shakespeare "Made Do"
Church and State

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I have a cartoon on our refrigerator that I cut out of the comics and saved. The husband is patting his wife’s hand as she lays on the couch, and he’s saying, “Honey! Honey! Honey! You must have passed out!” And she says, “Huh?”

Then the husband says, “What’s the last thing you remember?” And her answer is, “You, saying you’d done the laundry.”

Well, that would make some wives faint, alright. People my age came up on the idea of the wife takes care of the home, and the husband takes care of the job. But due to my wife’s health and my semi-retirement, I find it’s really no trouble to do a lot of things around the house that I didn’t give a thought to in years past. And so from time to time, I’ll use some spot-remover, etc., to take up a stain on a carpet, and I’ve tried several methods. Then a few days ago, I had a brainstorm…to spray the spot-remover stuff on the carpet, then do the scrubbing with the sponge mop we use to clean the tile floor in the kitchen. Yes…the same mop, but of course I ran hot water over it three or four times to squeeze out any dirt it had on it from cleaning the kitchen floor.

Ladies, it worked wonders! I couldn’t believe it. A spot we haven’t been able to get out, disappeared. I even scrubbed over a larger area where we walk and it still did a good job. So take a tip. It belongs in what’s-her-name…Hints from Heloise…or whatever her name was.

So what’s that got to do with this article I’m writing? Well, I try for it to be an inspirational piece, and my discovery inspired me. But there’s always a spiritual side to such things…and when you’ve tried everything else, try God. And when we say “God,” we really think of the Trinity…God, and his Son, Jesus Christ, and the Comforter Jesus gave us when He finished his human walk on earth, sending The Holy Spirit to be with us. Believe me, those three are a majority, to help you through this life’s troubles and trials. Not to erase them, but to help you through them.

Remember, the Promise we’re living for through our belief and trust in Jesus Christ…that Promise is our Future, after this breath of air we call this life, is over.

Our payoff is in Heaven…a place so good even John, who saw it in a vision, didn’t have adequate words to describe to us what he had seen.

Keep the Faith!

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